father n son talk

yatface:
would you rather get your knee caps drilled or get your achillies cut?
mich:
LOL WTF
yatface:
AHAHAHAH
mich:
LOL WHAT KIND OF QUESTION R U FEEDING ME
yatface:
hahaha so?
choose one
mich:
id have to go with..
knee?
yatface:
HAHAHHAHAH
SHIT
PAIn
really?
mich:
yea..
yatface:
so imagine when you stand up
your knees are shitted up
mich:
Lollllll
i reckon achillies would be more pain ..
stand up and ur foot will break
yatface:
yea either way u cant stand up
mich:
atleast knee is stronger
thicker
can last longer up XD
yatface:
HAHAHA
drills a hol
into your knee cap
and then
drills your ACL
tendon
and your PCL tendon
ouCh
mich:
LOL
WTs!
i didnt know u were so scientific
yatface:
so
would you rathr
get ONE finger tip cut off completely with a gardening scissor
or get 1 hand crushed
HAHHA
im so retarded
mich:
crushed as in how?
yatface:
like have you seen
saw 5 the beginning
the guy puts his hands in some crushed like completely flattening
puts his hand into a crusher which flattens his hand
so it breaks all his bones
and your hand is like paper thin
mich:
fingertip
yatface:
okk
crushed hand or get blow touched down on your face
but the fire isnt touching your face
its like using the heat to burn
mich:
wats blowtouchtown
yatface:
HAHAHHAHA
do you know what a blow torch is?
oh i meana blow torched
mich:
no,,,
yatface:
................................
you freaking loser
do you know how 2 pieces of metal are joined together
by some super hot fire thing right?
its like a bunsen burner
but has more power
mich:
OHHH YA LOL
yatface:
HAHAHAHa
YOU loser
mich:
Hahahaha
yatface:
so that or hand crushed
mich:
Hand crushed of course
Wtf wants to get BT in the face
yatface:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
mich:
LOL
yatface:
ok
get Bt or feet and hands crushed
mich:
Shit
BT not touching the face so cant be that hot?
yatface:
.........
its like 4cm away from your face
its like freaking the blue fire
the hottest
fire ever
mich:
lol
yatface:
its mega hot
its like
getting steam burns but like 1000x worst
mich:
But u cant do shit with paper hands n feet !!
yatface:
yeah
pretty much
i rather die
.......talktalktalktalk........

mich:
WHT IS WITH U N CRUSHED
yatface:
HAHAHa
mich:
Lollll
yatface:
CAUSE YOU HAVENT PICKED IT YET
SO IM TRYING TO GET MORE BAD AND BAD TILL ITS LIKE RETARDED
mich:
Crushedddd
yatface:
okay
Hahaahaha
BT or put your hands in a food blender
mich:
HAAAAAAA
LOL
SHIT
yatface:
SO?!
HAHAHAHa
mich:
UMM... BT
yatface:
BT?
looool
ok
mich:
T.T
yatface:
hands in food blender or ............ you have to shoot every single friend you have
excluding me
mich:
LOLLL
yatface:
cause im not your friend, im father
mich:
OBV SHOOT
yatface:
REALLYYY ?
LIKE KILL THEM
mich:
HAHAA
I DUN HAVE ANY FRENS :)
yatface:
NO U DO
mich:
I would shoot their thighs so atleast they wont die :)
yatface:
NO
YOU hAVE TO KI LL THEm
YOU MORNING
MORON*
morning?! LOL!
mich:
HAHAHA
yatface:
YOU STAND INFRONT OF THEm
and
use a crappy pistol
mich:
LOL
yatface:
no you use a nail stampler
mich:
.....
Wtf is that!
Stapler?
yatface:
DONT YOU KNOW THAT
DONT YUO KNOW ANYTHING
that nail gun
that nails wood planks together!
mich:
Oh i thought u meant nail clipper
yatface:
AHHAHAHAHA